Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk
"make up is false advertisement!"
"i view women as products"
my brain: there is literaly a 0 percent chance the fictional shit from creepy games will show up irl in your kitchen
me: but its dark and scary
I got called a fake nerd today for wearing my star trek shirt like
I literally run a blog called fuck-uhura. What more do you want from me.
am i nOT TR E K ENOUGH FoR YOU??
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
What the hell just happened?
Russia sent nudes
Brother: So Misha Collins is a carpenter?
Brother: And he’s all about like peace and shit.
Brother: beloved by millions?
Brother: So he’s Jesus?
Me: Son of a bitch.
Well… PRAISE THE LORD
doesnt westboro baptist church think misha is the antichrist?
a headline from my perfect world
i guess cops actually do shoot dangerous criminals and murderers sometimes
the sims 4 announcements are so bleak and depressing out of context
THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL
do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned
and then you realize you forgot to turn the light off.
Hola, wingamigos! Hollymim here! Lets see how many pumpkins I can put on Guilian before she wakes up!
There we go children. If you find my body call the police.
This is so important I can’t even put it into words.
Not all Christians are closed minded assholes.
Not all Muslims are terrorists.
Not all atheists are anti-religion jerks.
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4CHANSEY'S ART SUPPLIES GIVEAWAY
I recently saved up and bought myself a new tablet so I’ve decided to give one of my old ones away along with some of the PROMARKER markers I’ve accumulated!
The winner will receive everything in the photos and I will ship internationally.
I’m looking forward to seeing who the winner of this giveaway is so I can witness them using these supplies and do them justice!
✿ Mbf me
✿ No giveaway blogs!
✿ Must be comfortable giving me your address!
✿ Reblog as many times as you want! Likes do not count but are allowed!
✿ The giveaway will end on the 1/Nov/14 & the winner will be picked with a random generator!
gravity falls seems like one of those shows that kids who are like 8 years old right now will rewatch ten years down the road and go “what the fuck? this was fucked up. did this fuck me up? this probably fucked me up”